"Well, the turkey's done."

I know, I know, you aren't supposed to get too excited until there are keys in your hands...
I know, I know, an inspection can find serious issues and blow this whole grand plan in the dumps...

But...

WE!  ARE!  BUYING!  A!  HOUSE!

So enjoy some giggles for us as we soak in the anxiety that is about to bless our lives.