"What are we? Gypsies?!"

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Evan and I have a new ongoing battle in our home. For some reason he LOATHES small forks. It's the strangest hatred. I myself enjoy a smaller fork from time to time, which only causes more annoyance when they show up while Evan does dishes.

His disgust fumed through our home the other night as he cried out, "What are we GYPSIES? Forced to use a small fork!?"

Miller and I casually walked into another room and laughed.


What are your most random and rather irrational hates?